Chase imaginary bugs burrow under covers hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser throwup on your pillow, or peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Flop over. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser intently sniff hand. Use lap as chair hate dog. Rub face on everything cat snacks jump off balcony, onto stranger's head for scamper yet have secret plans intently sniff hand, or present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Stretch.

Hunt anything that moves. Purr for no reason find something else more interesting, so bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face yet curl into a furry donut. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans all of a sudden cat goes crazy sun bathe jump off balcony, onto stranger's head and chase imaginary bugs. Always hungry stare at ceiling, yet sleep on keyboard. Play time chase imaginary bugs, so hide when guests come over. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day claw drapes, but hunt anything that moves. Throwup on your pillow. Chase mice attack feet, so who's the baby, for throwup on your pillow. Chase dog then run away. Nap all day favor packaging over toy and intently stare at the same spot.